This review is about 3.0 Phish specifically. Excluding 3 set shows and holiday shows (and Magnaball's second day of course) ...this is easily the best 2 set show of 2014 and the entire 3.0 era. Sand, Winterqueen, and Reba is my personal favorite first set opening sequence I've ever heard. The classic Phish hits just kept rollin (Water in the Sky!, Runaway Jim!, Maze!) before Split Open and Melt appears and lures every listener down the psychedelic express way to crazy mind-blowing chanting town and back to Split before you can even say "Where the fuck am I?"
Before you know it, Chalkiest Torture appears and fucks everybody's world up for longer than that great ole Mississippi River!!! Then light appears and build to a crescendo that feels like you're caressing a new born Wombat who speaks your name for the first time before burrowing into a dirt nasty k hole commonly referred to as Tweezer! This tweezer is like Gods great gift to America (Make America Great Again!, before Phish destroys it....), quite similar to the Boston Tea Party, before Wading in the Velvet sea puts everyone in a trance for 8 minutes. All of the sudden!; sing monica rocks harder than a giant panda guerrilla dub squad!! Then the majestic slave to the traffic light slips you an ambien that hallucagenically lures you to sleep before a raging backwards down the number line and muddafukin Tweeprise!!! wakes you up at 6 a.m. sharp while crushing what remains of everybody's balls off!
Phish wins again now and forever, amen.